Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. My friend’s hobby is collecting jokes. When he __hears a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. HEAR
The cards __are kept in a box in his room. KEEP
When I visit ___him, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE
One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and _potatoes. POTATO
That night, Holmes ___woke up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE
Watson said that he __saw millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE
"Well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My___second___ conclusion is astrological – I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO
And, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we___had this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone has stolen___ our tent!" STEAL
Chelyabinsk – a city with almost three hundred years of history. A lot of interesting things you can see in the city, for example, in the Realm of love. But any resident of Chelyabinsk can tell you that you saw nothing, if not visited on Kirovka. So let's go over this unique street because it's like a separate town.Before the revolution this street was known as the Ufa. She was the social center of the city: here was a brisk trade. Today it is a pedestrian zone and the place of parties. On Kirovka may not be a bad mood. Everything seems to be filled with a special charm. The entrance to the Kirovka is a stylized gate the old city Chelyaba, established in the year of 265-th anniversary. Spires crowned double-headed eagle of the Russian Empire and the arch of the modern coat of arms of Chelyabinsk.In addition to the "residents", a feature of Kirovka is a constant interesting and creative life. One day we saw an exhibition of photographs, but two days later stereostone. Three-dimensional images that can be seen. Musician-romantic play any girl touching melody saxophone. But still the melody will be one dedicated to his beloved. At one time in Kirovka were many fashionable shops. And ladies that was staying at the shop Windows, looking at themselves and and the outfits. By the way, mirror this fashionista has a secret – every girl in it seem to be slimmer. And next on the bench are artists who are willing to capture you.In Kirovka you can see the legendary Lefty, and in the hand...
The cards __are kept in a box in his room. KEEP
When I visit ___him, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE
One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and _potatoes. POTATO
That night, Holmes ___woke up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE
Watson said that he __saw millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE
"Well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My___second___ conclusion is astrological – I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO
And, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we___had this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE
Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone has stolen___ our tent!" STEAL