Funny Bank Robberies. Bungling Burglars. Funny Bungled Robbery Stories. Stupid Criminals. Crime Swindles. Funny Lawyer Jokes and Stories. Stupid Lawyers Jokes. Funny Courtroom Exchanges. ... A Victorian house in Dartford, Kent, England was the scene for this hilarious story of failure. The robber, armed with only a hammer attempted to smash his way into the house through the front windows. The man somehow got his foot caught and unable to free himself, was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours and passers-by gathered to ridicule him in Dartford, Kent. One wag told Will and Guy that he called out, 'Hang in there, mate' to the would be robber. Police were seen laughing as they arrested the bungler.
Our autumn holidays have been a lot of fun, however, as usual!We went to school, preparing for the 100th anniversary of our Lyceum. But the number 1, we decided to get out into nature, or rather, we have won a certificate for a free trip to the zoo, it turned out we only really when we tried to intellectual marathon. In his Lyceum, we have a winner-class, so we have awarded this certificate.Zoo we have a very large, and since it was cool outside, then all the animals we could not see. We saw a variety of birds and hear them singing, admired the king of all animals - a lion, a number had tigers, polar bears reached after went to the pavilion with tropical animals seen and tropical fish. After many already frozen, so we decided to go with the girls in the cafe to warm up, to talk, etc.In general, a campaign like we walked a bit and relax from the bustle of the city ...Наши осенние каникулы очень весело, в прочем, как обычно!Мы ходили в школе, готовились к 100-летию нашего лицея. Но 1 числа мы решили выбраться на природу, точнее мы выиграли сертификат на бесплатный поход в зоопарк, это получилось у нас только когда мы очень постарались на интеллектуальном марафоне. В своем лицее мы стали классом-победителем, поэтому нас наградили этим сертификатом.Зоопарк у нас очень большой, а так как на улице было прохладно, то на всех зверей нам не удалось посмотреть. Мы увидели различных птиц, послушали их пение, восхищались царем всех зверей - львом, рядом были тигры, дошли до белых медведей, после отправились в павильон с тропическими животными, увидели и тропических рыб. После многие уже замерзли, вот мы и решили сходить с девчонками в кафе, чтобы погреться, поговорить и т.д. В общем, поход понравился, мы погуляли и немного расслабились от городской суеты...
Funny Bank Robberies. Bungling Burglars. Funny Bungled Robbery Stories. Stupid Criminals. Crime Swindles. Funny Lawyer Jokes and Stories. Stupid Lawyers Jokes. Funny Courtroom Exchanges. ... A Victorian house in Dartford, Kent, England was the scene for this hilarious story of failure. The robber, armed with only a hammer attempted to smash his way into the house through the front windows. The man somehow got his foot caught and unable to free himself, was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours and passers-by gathered to ridicule him in Dartford, Kent. One wag told Will and Guy that he called out, 'Hang in there, mate' to the would be robber. Police were seen laughing as they arrested the bungler.
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