Перекласти на англійську мову. І варіант
Щось трапилось?
Я не дуже добре себе почуваю. У мене висока температура.
Шкода це чути. Чи лікар відвідав тебе вчора?
Так. Він сказав залишатися у ліжку протягом 5 днів. Я повинен пити чай з лимоном.

ІІ варіант
Привіт!
Привіт! Це Том. Як ти себе почуваєш?
У мене болить голова.
Шкода це чути.
Все добре. Незабаром стане краще.

1. if he had eaten less he might have lost some weight.

  2. if he had taken my advice he would have had a better job.

  3. if she practised more she would have passed the exam.

  4. if we had left before breakfast we would not have missed the bus.

  5. if he were not so lazy she would be the best student in her class.

  6. if he saw my father he would tell him everything.

  7. we should send for the doctor if you were sick.

  8. her life might have been saved if hadn’t arrived late.

  9. you would look better if you wore that red dress.

  10.i should have bought the dress if had had the money.

  11. he would bring the book if he were in town.

  12. you would be angry if you knew the truth.

Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.