Old Mr Black loved shooting bears, but his eyes were not
good any more. Several times he nearly shot people instead
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of bears, so his friends were always very careful when they
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went out shooting with him.
One day a young friend of his wanted to have a joke, so he
got a big piece of white paper and wrote on it in very big letters
'I AM NOT A BEAR'. Then he tied it to his back and went
off. His friends saw it and laughed a lot.