На английском написать что как ты, Представляешь, что ты только что приехала в отель и пошла в свою комнату. Ты не довольна этим, потому что:
• Это грязно
• Wi-Fi не работает
• нет чистых полотенец
Позвоните портье и подайте жалобу. Это нужно будет прочитать , что б поместилось в минуту

Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

1. Come in, I (have been) awake since sun-up.
2. I (have not seen) your pictures for a long time. can round?
3. It'll be good to see him again. How long has he (been) away? It (seems) ages.
4. I (have known) you nearly all my life, but Ihave never (seen) you so excited about anything.
5. He cannot take part in the competition. He (broke) his leg yesterday. 6. There was an accident at the mountain top. Some skier (broke) his leg and the ambulance men were carrying him to the road. So we (stopped) to let them pass.
7 Will they still be staying at the hotel tomorrow? -oh, no they (will move) to their new house.
8, l (will do) my homework tomorrow.
9. I (will have done) my homework by six o'clock tomorrow.
10. How many pages will you (have read) by five clock tomorrow?