Exercise 14. Make up dialogues on the following situations. 1. A: Ask to make an appointment with someone. B: Say a date and time. A: Say no and give a reason. B: Say another date or time. A: Accept.

2. You are making an appointment with your lawyer about your divorce to discuss some financial points. He is a very busy man so he asks you to consult with his assistant about the time and day to meet.

3. You are making an appointment with the bank manager. You are talking about the day and time convenient for both of you. He says that he can give you one hour during lunch on Friday. You decide to meet at the cafe near the bank

Iтип 1) if i have money, i'll buy a car. 2) if i find a good job, i'll get a good salary. 3) if he finishes college, he'll get a diploma. 4) if you learn english well, you'll work abroad. 5) if we go to kyiv we'll go to this park. 6) if they do their homework properly, they will get a good mark. 7) if i win a lottery, i'll go to greece. ii тип 1) if i had money, i would study at university. 2) if my father were a millionaire, i wouldn't be here (wouldn't sit here). 3) if i lived in kyiv, my life would be more interesting. 4) if it didn't rain, we would go to the cinema.

Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.